My friend and I (left) being overly bashful.

The other day I was at a party. And being the INFJ that I am, my friend and I were rather early, but early enough to hit the small crowds. This was good for me, because I socialize best in doses, but all in one big hit (if I were to have arrived later like everyone else) would’ve left me against the walls. The problem with doses, though, is that you get hit with the same questions throughout the night because the later crowds aren’t there to listen to your casual interrogation. What I noticed was that this wasn’t the only night I had to answer them, but my entire past year: at work, at church, old friends that managed to find me on facebook, people that I randomly met from wherever I randomly was, etc.

And for my friends in cyberspace, you too may have a few questions yourselves. But I can probably guess some of them already. To develop my virtual friendship with you, here are some of my life’s frequently asked questions in vintage chat room form. Most people hate Comic Sans MS — myself included. But I thought it’d be amusing to have it for this divine virtual appointment.

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